Everything was extremely promising right up until I put one into my mouth. They smelled good, they looked good, they tasted horrific. Like dry, crusty waffles. I think this problem comes from being cooked in a waffle maker. One of the best parts of fresh, oven baked cookies is how soft, moist, and chewy they are. Being baked in a waffle iron destroys the yummy soft centre. They were so unappealing, I stopped eating them after one bite. That means something, dammit.
I'm not even going to share the recipe, to spare you the horror.